Top Tips

Advice, sometimes frivolous

The greatest hangover cure

Jump from an aeroplane at an unexpectedly-low altitude. We intended to go to 12500 feet, but cloud brought us down to 5000 feet, the lowest I have jumped since RAPS. It turns out I can get stable instantly and enjoy about 12 seconds of freefall, still pulling at 3500. The […]

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How to spoil “Goodbye my lover”

James Blunt’s “Goodbye my lover” is a poignant and moving song, containing constrained emotion of unparalleled intensity. It is easily and permanently spoiled by once unintentionally singing the title in a faintly Cornish accent in front of one’s wife.

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KTM baffles fitted

The standard Akrapovic baffles arrived today: fitted over lunch. Still sounds great, just rather more polite. I don’t know why anyone would cut them down if they knew what to expect. So, top tip: do not cut down your Akrapovic baffles. It’s pointless and rude.

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North Oxford Garage (BMW) are the greatest

(At least for bikes.) Apart from giving test rides fairly freely – and selling bikes as a result! – NOG give great customer service. They had reason this week to look after me and they certainly did: no effort was spared in delivering a superb customer experience.

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Top Gear were here?

Yes, Top Gear’s best driving road in the World is a route I took for fun in the summer of 2006 and again, in as far as it was open, in the winter of 06/07: Davos to Stelvio. Well done Top Gear.

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Luxury hotels are fab shock!

Stayed at Whatley Manor for Beth’s pre-birthday. It was perfect in every regard, from the temperature of the wine served on the terrace to the room upgrade and the linked B&O sound system. Our enormous suite only required a kitchen-dining room and, perhaps, a second bedroom, for it to be […]

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Boat choice

Monohulls can be ruled out. They are either too boring or too unstable. Rule 1. The Fox – Formula 20 – is too much unless you need it to support crew weight. So rule 2 is don’t overreach yourself. (Never tried a Tornado, but they have the advantage of a […]

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